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“Jack, You’re A Little Boring. Boring.”

Sunday, November 4th, 2012

If you haven’t seen this Citbank commercial, you really must:

So Jack gets dumps by this classless bimbo in a fancy restaurant and feels bad.  So what does he do? He scores a CitibankPrivatePass and then gets a life with the money he saved from not trying to impress Ms. Ditz.

But I think Jack reacted all wrong.  What he SHOULD have said is, “You’re right I am boring compared to you.  I did a little research on the internet and found a few pictures of how exciting you really are! Here you are with three guys at a frat party – looks uncomfortable.  And here’s you at your sorority initiation – what do they call that – “butt-chugging”?

At least you’re off probabtion from that DUI charge you caught two years ago.  But the University where you got your Masters is a little confused.  Their records show you flunked out after freshman year.”

“And I’m so boring I don’t even know the best way to share this exciting stuff with everyone we know.  Will you help me out?