Archive for October 28th, 2012

Frankenstorm Favors

Sunday, October 28th, 2012

Even though Hurricane Sandy looks like it’s going to be a disaster,  I know of at least two benefits:

1. Weather people getting pounded outside! Television is a visual medium – it needs pictures or it becomes radio.  So when a heavy storm rolls by, weather feathers go outside to show us how stupid it is to go outside.  They get knocked down, drenched, and blown around.  Delightful!

2. Political analysts have to shut up for a few minutes. We’ve listened to billions and billions of words about this election campaign, is there one more thing these nits can discuss we haven’t heard before?  Yawners!

My idea: make all the political blabbers go outside during the storm to discuss their horseshit.

Lions and Tigers and Bears

Sunday, October 28th, 2012

“Oh My!”