Archive for October 24th, 2012

A Bimbo With A High IQ

Wednesday, October 24th, 2012

"Is the money on the dresser?"

Although I don’t believe the rumors that Ann Coulter is involved in beastiality, I do think she’s a pretty repulsive woman. After last Monday’s debate she tweeted: “I highly approve of Romney’s decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.”

I have an ex-sister-in-law who’s retarded and I’m very offended by that word. Ann is a well-paid whore who’ll pretty much do anything for money – including calling minorities names.  She’s been doing it for years.  In 2008, I posted the following:

“You don’t have to be Jewish to dislike Ann Coulter but it doesn’t hurt (“Jews just need to be perfected.”). Neither does it hurt if you’re an Arab ( or “Camel Jockey” as she refers to you), Gay (“Faggots”) or Japanese (“Nips”). Even rabid right-wingers get a little twitchy when Ann starts spewing her venom.”

“America has come a long way in respecting minorities. White sheets have been replaced by a peroxided blond with ironed straight hair and cold, Nazi eyes. This educated ditz SHOULD be on TV – turning vowels or pointing out prizes on the ‘Price is Right’. The problem comes when she opens her mouth and spits out her poison. It all sounded better in the original German.”

You can click here to listen to a Jewish woman singing Annie’s phrases in that 2008 post:

Orthopedic Horse Shoes

Wednesday, October 24th, 2012

OK – my family is a little . . . uh, eccentric. My sisters moved to Paris in the early ‘70’s and today they live on a farm outside the city.  As glamorous as this may sound to you, they’re everyday Muslims who are really as plain as the Amish.

Anyway, today, I made my bi-monthly call to my brother and he said Janice called.  She wanted him to send her these special horse shoes – “only made in America” – because one of their horses was getting lame walking on the rough terrain.  The shoes cost $300.00 plus shipping.

Now no one – except a real PETA vegetarian  – loves animals more than I do.  I love them more than people (especially Cats). But as we talked, I looked down at my ripped sneakers ($19 on sale at Walmarts), shook my head, and said, “Naaay.”

If the horse was Secretariat or someone,  I would consider it.  But since the friggin’ horse is just an old, French, farm horse, I would tell it to walk real slowly and soak his hooves in four buckets of warm water at the end of the day

A Fart In A Firestorm

Wednesday, October 24th, 2012

Donald Trump’s “huge” announcement turned out to be a tiny ‘pufft’ in which – surprise! – he was the star. We should have gotten the hint when all the major news networks except FoxNews refused to cover it.  Even Fox picked it up like you’d lift a rotting ham hock – with 1-hand while holding your nose with the other.

“I’ll give $5-million to charity if Obama releases his passport and school records” is as interesting as a dead snail race. Every high school debater knows the trick: keep demanding more and more information until you frustrate your opponent.  Obama isn’t frustrated, he’s laughing and Mitt keeps asking, “Donald who?”

There are some voters who will be influenced by this horseshit:  7 in Alabama and maybe 10 in Mississippi.  Aside from those guys, this “news” is about as big as a pimple on a gnat’s ass – and less interesting.