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Debate Drinking Game

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2012

Will you watch the first presidential debate tomorrow night? The only way I will is to make a drinking game of it – you can too!  Invite your friends over to play. The rules are simple:

• Drink a shot when you hear any of the following:

“Thank you for inviting me” (Another shot for every person the idiot thanks.)
“Americans have a real choice in this election”
“fair share of taxes”
“The American People”
“inherited the worst recession since the depression”
“our economic plan will cut taxes and create jobs”
“jobs in the private sector …”
“middle class taxes”
“President Obama said …”
“Governor Romney said …”
“Michele said …”
“Our brave troops in Afghanistan …”
“ended the war in Iraq”

GAME CHANGERS Drink 8-ounces of Vodka if you hear:

“What the fuck are you talking about?”
“You weren’t even born here!”
“Is that Mormon or Moron?”
“How many wives do you have, Governor?”
“What did you call Sasha?”

At the end of the debate, the drunkest guest HAS to vote. It doesn’t matter for whom.

“Yer Lookin’ Real Good To Me Hoda Woman”

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2012

"How else can we use these tubes?"

Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb, who anchor an NBC show morning show, have a running gag about drinking. In fact, they often have a few drinks on their host desk. Fans debate how much they actually drink but no one believes they guzzle excessively (on the air at least.)

For weeks now they’ve run a “college with the most school spirit” contest. On Sunday they flew down to Knoxville to toast the winner:  The University of Tennesee!

Coincidence?  Didn’t the U of T become famous last week for the celebrated alcohol-enema celebration called “butt chugging” which almost killed a student? (See “Butt What’s The Chaser?” a few posts down.)  The butt chugging fraternity is now closed but KLG, Hoda, and every student on campus – know all about it.

Don’t you think there’s a possibility – just a possibility – that some free spirit left a few tubes, a funnel, and bottles of hooch in the stars’ dressing room? Nobody’s saying anything – but then again no one’s saying the wars in the Mideast are failures either.

Sometimes, you’ve just got to keep your mouth shut and go with the flow.