Archive for September 14th, 2012

You Can’t Reason With Rabid Dogs

Friday, September 14th, 2012

US Ambassador Chris Stevens was tortured, murdered, and possibly sodomized 2-days ago by extreme Fundamentalist  Muslim fanatics. What will the US response be?  Probably massive drone strikes on “suspected al-Queda training camps” killing hundreds of innocent people, just like in Iraq and Afghanistan.  I have a better idea.

1. The US should pull out of the Mideast with all of our troops, aid, and loan programs – immediately.  We should leave a battleship or two behind to protect our rights in international waterways shipping.

2. The CIA should then hire as many “black ops” guys (international, professional assassins) as necessary to wipe out the top dozen or so Libyan fanatics responsible for Stevens’ murder.  I’d suggest they first rub their bullets in pork fat.

“Oh, the US wouldn’t do that – that’s not the American way,” Right.  We like “clean kills” with nameless and faceless civilians splattered across the sand by drones launched from Nebraska.  That’s much more civilized, isn’t it?

Of course it is!  That’s why the people of the Mideast love us so much.

Get Over It Prigs

Friday, September 14th, 2012

The world is all titters over topless pictures of the future Queen of England, Kate Middleton. France’s Closer magazine showed the Duchess in a bikini apparently about to remove her top.  They then showed the topless shots.

The full text reads: “A little more than a year after their marriage, the royal couple was offered a romantic getaway, far from the protocol and etiquette in their very own garden of Eden.” Great – except the reptilian paparazzi were slithering around, hundreds of yards from Ms. Middleton, ready to snap.

The world went agog when it saw the beautiful Duchess of Cambridge actually has breasts with real live nipples!  And whom do you think buys these trashy ragsheets?  Of course – the very same self-righteous prudes who shrilly whine about immorality.