Archive for September 13th, 2012

Oh Don’t Be Dumb

Thursday, September 13th, 2012

Political commentators continue to talk about some half-assed movie inflaming the entire Muslim world. Muslims aren’t known for their sense of humor about Islam – but do you really think a movie could cause these murderous demonstrations in 11-Mideast countries?

The movie was only the spark that set off a huge tinderbox of stored hatred for America.  When will we admit the Mideast HATES us?  But we still send aid, loans, weapons, technology, and continue the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

The Obama-Bush-Clinton (etc.) foreign policies have been disasters for this country.  And yet we stumble ahead “staying the course.” Some people have made huge sums of money from these misadventures. Do you really think those fortunes were made by a couple of hick, Muslim-hating movie twits?

Some Women Are Hot – Some …

Thursday, September 13th, 2012

(Note Missy’s new hiking boots.)

From My ‘Oh Just Shut Up’ Department

Thursday, September 13th, 2012

It seems heat coming from your laptop computer can cause a rare skin condition called Erythema ab igne. Some people say it can potentially turn into skin cancer years down the line.  Some people say just about anything.  So far about a dozen people have been diagnosed with this strange malady.

To catch it (so you can sue Bill Gates) here’s what you must do:

1- Take off your pants (this only works on bare skin).

2- Set your laptop on your thigh.

3- Keep it running there for 12-or more hours a day.

4- Repeat for 3 or 4 years.

When you see a slight, mottled dark area with small white blotches in it, you MAY have succeeded in burning yourself.  I say “may” because chances are this “condition” will go away in a few months.  Then you have to start all over again.

Sadly, this does not seem like a serious cancer causing condition.  Maybe you can tape your cell phone to your head to cause brain cancer.

What’s Missing Here? Ch ch

Thursday, September 13th, 2012

Going to church makes you a Christian as much as going to a garage makes you a car. But this would be a good time to show Christian love for Libyan Muslims (not the kind you see on TV.)

Do you remember this dickwad ? It’s Fundamentalist Christian Pastor Terry Jones of the Dove World Outreach Church in Gainesville, Florida. He’s the one who threatened to burn Korans to protest the Islamic Faith.  It’s reported that he’s also one of the nitwits who promoted the satirical film that enraged militant Muslims, some of whom rioted at our Libyan embassy and killed our Ambassador.

Do I believe he has the right to stir religious hatred to the point of people getting killed?  Absolutely. America guarantees Freedom of Speech even to a slime like this who says his God is the ONLY God.

What’s funny to me is when Christians say, “Oh he’s not really a Christian – he’s a nut.”  But they then believe fanatical Islamic  lunatics are somehow typical of the Muslim faith.  They’re not. They’re just more pond scum like Jones and Fundamentalist Christian Andre Brevik of Norway who murdered 69-people (mostly children) because he thought Muslims were taking over his country.

All of this reminds me of an old saying, “Having an argument over religion is like saying, ‘My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend.'”

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