Archive for July 26th, 2012

Chicken Sandwich With Pesto?

Thursday, July 26th, 2012


Chick-fil-A is a national fast food, chicken sandwich chain whose corporate executives don’t particularly like gay people. Dan Cathy, its President, publicly said he was “guilty as charged” of supporting traditional marriage and denouncing gay marriage.

Of course extreme Liberals wearing snail darter fish hats (the equivalent of extreme right-wing tinfoil hats) blew up! The mayors of Chicago and Boston want to ban Chick-fil-A  restaurants in their cities and gay people have threatened boycotts.

These people are going about their protests in exactly the wrong way.

Instead of boycotting Chick restaurants, they should FILL THEM with gay customers.

Gays should respectfully walk into the restaurants, hand-in-hand if they like, and order lunch or dinner and eat slowly.  If the food is prepared out of customers’ view, I would just order what I could see being made.  These joints should become gay meccas!  Thousands of gay people should flood into Chicks acting as normal, everyday customers – which, of course, they are.

Make Chick Chic!

Obviously gays cannot be denied service if they act properly.  And if they scare away traditional families by just being there, well … that’s not their problem.  Do you think Black people filled southern lunch counters in the fifties because they wanted to eat greasy french fries?

Gay People, — USE YOUR HEADS!