Archive for June 28th, 2012

You Don’t Chew It, You Suck It

Thursday, June 28th, 2012

This is an ad on Facebook by Oreo Cookies to support Gay Pride Month (I added the title.) The caption reads, “Proudly Support Love!”

Hundreds of thousands of people commented on the post from the social media company – most of them positive.  Of course thousands went nuc’lar and threatened to boycott the company (yawn.)  It must be tough being pulled into the future kicking and screaming.

In case anyone forgot this is just advertising, the fine print reads:

“made with crème colors that do not exist.”

Sniffling All The Way To The Bank

Thursday, June 28th, 2012

NBC fired Ann Curry from the Today show. She’s sad but not that sad.  The network already signed a contract guaranteeing her $10 million per  year for 3-years – even if she does nothing but works on her tan in California.


So A Bee Goes Into a Bar . . .

Thursday, June 28th, 2012

. . . wearing a yarmulke. The bartender says,”What’s that on your head?”
“A yarmulke,” says the bee. “I didn’t want anyone to think I was a Wasp.”

(Where All The Bad Shirts Go)