Archive for May 14th, 2012

What Does She Have To Lose?

Monday, May 14th, 2012

“The Sexational Pam” (her stage name), 70, is a virgin and has decided it’s time to get married and have sex. She sings in night clubs.

Pam Shaw (her real name) said, “Men saw the outfits I wore on stage and thought I would be easy. But I’ve never really been intimate with a man, just a bit of kissing. I had a sexy stage name and dressed sexy but that was all for my career.”

Miss Shaw a half-century ago.

This septuagenarian doesn’t believe in sex before marriage although many men have made passes at her including singer Tom Jones.  A number of men want to go to bed with her now – but forget why.

Word of The Day: Septuagenarian(sep-tua-ge-NAR-i-an) Noun.  A person between 70 and 79-years old.

Newsweek Out Tits Time

Monday, May 14th, 2012

Now what could Newsweek do to have a more scintillating cover than Time? Hmmm…


Word of The Day: Scintillating (SIN-til-late-ing) adjective. Cleverly; brilliantly.