Archive for April 1st, 2012

Terrace View Yesterday

Sunday, April 1st, 2012

I love this little pocket camera!  But I did use a tripod and the timer for this shot.

POPE APPROVES BIRTH CONTROL

Sunday, April 1st, 2012

(Rome) In a stunning reversal of thousands of years of traditional Catholic doctrine and teachings, Pope Benedict XVI announced yesterday that “artificial contraception is permissible within the confines of a loving, monogamous Catholic marriage.”

Thousand of Church scholars in the Vatican and across the world were shocked at the news.  “In one stroke, His Holiness has rocketed the Catholic Church into the 21st Century!” said Bishop Vincento Araballoni, Prefect for the Doctrine of the Faith, an important member of the Roman Curiacoitus.

In a long “Paperio de Papal,” the Pope cited a number of reasons for his historic decision such as “Catholics should be free to enjoy without guilt the loving pleasures of this life without the fear of additional children nor going into the confessional every time they consummate their carnal, natural-animal instincts.” The Holy Successor to Saint Peter (THSTSP) also believes a “surplus of Catholics is not equal to the best number of good Catholics.”

In a personal reflection, the Pope smiled when he mentioned a high school “sweetheart” Eva Schwenkelcoff , with whom he grew up in Bavaria. “Somehow I knew even then, our bonding behind the field house was in accordance with God’s redemptive love.”

Ms. Schwenkelcoff was not available for comment. Relatives said she was in “stunned seclusion.”