Archive for March 28th, 2012

OctoMom Bears 14 Kids Then Bares All

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

Three years after giving birth to 8 kids (she already had 6), Nadya Suleman got nearly naked in the latest issue of the British magazine, Closer.

“I just pinged back into shape like a rubber band after the kids,” she insists. “I don’t know how I did it. I eat like a horse, don’t count calories and have never owned a scale.”

“I get way too much male attention but I won’t date until the octuplets are 18—I live for them now,” says Suleman, who claims, except for petri dishes, she’s been celibate for 13 years.

“I wouldn’t rule out a relationship in the future,” she points out. “But now, when men look at me I look away.”

Ah, the chance of a relationship with 14 immediate kids – in 15 years.  Again, my vasectomy scars are singing.  I think she has a nice body – it’s just when she talks …

“This Is Your Captain Freaking”

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012

Have a fear of flying?  It probably wasn’t helped much yesterday if you were on JetBlue Flight 191 from New York to Las Vegas.

About 3-hours into the flight, Captain Clayton Osbon began behaving erratically with the controls of the large, commercial jet. He then went to the mens room and came out screaming at the passengers:  “They’re going to take us down!” and “There’s a bomb on board! Al-Queda-Iraq-Afghanistan!” and “Better start saying your prayers!”

By this time the copilot had locked the cabin’s door – which enraged the pilot further – and called the control tower for instructions.  Passengers and crew members tackled the 6’4” pilot tying him with seat belt extenders and their own belts.  Once the plane landed, he was carried off by security personnel.

JetBlue is noted for its relatively inexpensive fares and a few free perks.  Who knew the cost of a ticket also included entertainment and group activities?