Archive for March 8th, 2012

Laser Beam Me Up, Goalie

Thursday, March 8th, 2012

Joseph Cordes, 42, of Winthrop, Massachusetts, wanted to help his daughter win her high school state playoff hockey game. So what would any good parent do?  Well we’re not talking about “good parents” here, we’re talking about Joe Cordes.

Cordes is now facing criminal charges for pointing a laser beam into the eyes of the opposing goalie.  After being evicted from the gymnasium, he was charged with disturbing the peace.  His daughter’s team won the match 3-1 and a ruling declared the laser did not affect the final score.

In court, Cordes said he was “a total jerk.”  No one disagreed