Archive for February 14th, 2012

Police State Rule #1 – Identify Citizens

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

No I’m not going to put up my real NYS Driver’s License on this blog – I’m contacted by enough nuts as it is.  But I was surprised to learn virtually anyone can see your license – and at least some of your personal information – by going to an unsecured web site on the internet.

I  searched for mine and there it was…picture and all! On its license application form, the NYS Department of Motor Vehicles said they would not SELL your information.  They didn’t say they would not share it with a national database.

Go to this web site and find yours. Just enter your name, city and state to see if your license is in the database. If your license appears on the screen, click the box marked “PLEASE REMOVE” (if you don’t want it made public.) This will delete it from the public database but not from law enforcement.

Happy VD Day

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

You forgot again, didn’t you doofus? Valentines Day is here and you’re brokenhearted sitting by the TV with an empty beer can hoping another 1/2 of the Superbowl is coming on.  It isn’t.

So here’s what you do: get your sorry ass off the couch and roll over to the computer.  Order a ‘Boyfriend Pillow’ with overnight shipping.  Pretend to watch for the mailman. When he comes, madly look through your junk mail, and then start crying loudly.

When the missus runs over, explain you bought her the BEST Valentines gift – but it didn’t come.  She’ll immediately call you a “lying bastard” at which point you run out of the house and spend the night on a buddy’s couch.

Time your return home for minutes after the mailman delivers the big box.  When she opens it, tell her you want to cuddle her all night – every night forever. She’ll either get all teary eyed or call you an asshole.

Hey, at least you didn’t forget Valentines Day.

Skin Illustrated 2012

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

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