Archive for February 3rd, 2012

Speaking of Climaxes

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

The Climax is a modern British Sports Car designed for the times in which we live.  It offers a fast, environmentally-friendly, ergonomic, and fuel-efficient driving experience. Full-scale production is coming soon – so they say.

I hope production models include doors.

GOP Comes First But Not Often

Friday, February 3rd, 2012


Is this woman having a climax or NOT having one?

Conservative Republicans reported the highest frequency of orgasms but the least amount of sex. At least that’s what 5,000 anonymous singles over 21 said in a recent online survey conducted by

Almost all Republicans said they had an orgasm every time they had sexual contacts.  Liberal Democrats? A dismal 40%.  However, the Dems had sex many more times than their counterparts in the last 12-months.

My take?  A large percentage of people lie in anonymous sex polls and this one didn’t ask my favorite sex question: “During a climax, whose name do atheists call out?”

Will You Be Arrested This Weekend?

Friday, February 3rd, 2012

The Crossbar Hotel

The Superbowl is Sunday – gonna make a bet? It’s the largest betting event of the year with over $100 BILLION being wagered.  Although Las Vegas expects a record-breaking day, over 99% of Superbowl bets are ILLEGAL. Las Vegas gets less than 1-percent of the action.

Will the police be making mass arrests over the weekend? Doubt it. But should the people themselves decide which laws to obey and which they can break? Hmmm.

Our government was established to protect our freedom to live our lives as we choose – as long we don’t interfere with others by force or fraud. Pretty simple, huh? And then somewhere along the line, the Morality Nazi’s got into positions of power and began to decide that they knew better than we – how we should live our own lives.

So the concept of ‘consensual crime’ was born and began to eat away at our freedom like malignant cancer cells in high gear. Can a person commit a “crime” against himself? Who’s the “victim”?  Should a citizen be able to decide which laws he’ll obey and which he can ignore?

Tell you what – if you think we should follow every law that the government lays down – if you believe it knows how to live your life better than you, here’s what you do: Sunday evening, call your local police station. Tell them a large group of people is flagrantly breaking the law and you want them arrested! NOW!

(PS. in NYS, an involuntary mental health arrest can only get you institutionalized for 3 days – you’ll be out by Wednesday.)

(PS2: My bet? Giants +3 points) (I’ve won the last 3 SB’s – bet on it!)