Archive for December 7th, 2011

Lindsay’s Cover’s Blown

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

The January issue of Playboy features a spread of the usually MIA Lindsay Lohan. Insiders say her bod’s as hot as the necklace she borrowed from a jewelry store.  The magazine’s cover was supposed to be secret until it hit the newsstands but was leaked today.

Ms. Lohan shows no frontal nudity. That’s not because she’s modest, it’s just that everyone has seen it so many times before.

You Must Have Me Confused . . .

Wednesday, December 7th, 2011

. . . With Someone Who Gives a Fuck.