Archive for November 4th, 2011

“High Tech Lynching” My Ass

Friday, November 4th, 2011

“Herman - for Chrissakes lose the Superfly hat!”

In the 1930’s, Governor Huey “Kingfish” Long made an unscheduled visit to a rural Louisiana town to visit one of his beautiful, young “supporters”.  After a time, his chauffeur knocked on the hotel room door.

“Kingfish! There’s a bunch of people around the car yellin’ you promised a new road if you got elected.  You got elected and there’s no new road.  What should I tell ‘em?”

Huey shouted back, “Tell ‘em I lied.”

Fast forward, 50-years later.  Bill Clinton says, “I did  not have sex with that woman!”  10-years later, daughter Chelsea is getting married and Hillary asks, “Did you have sex with that man?”  Chelsea says, “Not according to Daddy.”

And now Herman Cain, one of the leading Republican Presidential candidates, is lying about sexual harassment charges during his CEO days in business.  Lying is an improvement on his earlier statements when he said he “didn’t remember.”  He sounded about as credible as a Mafia Godfather in front of a Senate subcommittee.

Look, I don’t care if Cain slept with Bill Clinton – AND his daughter AT THE SAME TIME! We EXPECT politicians to lie.  But if a certain candidate lies about ending these unwinnable wars – and then escalates them – that’s a lie that kills people.  That’s a lie at which I cannot laugh.

“I Just LOVE Justin Beiber!

Friday, November 4th, 2011

“I’m The World’s 7,000,000,000th Visitor”

Friday, November 4th, 2011

And I didn’t win a goddam thing!

 

 

Day Dream Beliebers

Friday, November 4th, 2011


Mariah Yeater, 20, mother of Justin Bieber’s alleged ‘lovechild’ now faces investigation for statutory rape.  Yikes!  That will teach the little bitch to smack tweenies with a dose of reality.  Yesterday the internet was flooded with young Beliebers threatening Ms. Yeater’s life and calling her every name in their rather limited vocabulary. LOL!

Yeater claims she and the singer had sex in a backstage restroom after his performance in L.A. on October 25 2010.  Bieber, then 16, told her it was his first time and didn’t last long.  However, it was long enough to give her a case of the pregs and demand DNA testing – so she says.  It’s unlikely they will appear on the Maury Povitch show.

America’s parents are outraged!  They thought the clean-cut, non-threatening Canadian pop singer was a role model for their kids.  Hell, I thought they’d be happy since the rumor has been he records out of a closet.  Go Beiber!  In any direction you choose.

Bridge Over Troubled Voters

Friday, November 4th, 2011

President Pinochiobama is blaming Republicans for not passing his jobs bill delivering government money for infrastructure construction.  The idea is neither bad – nor original.  FDR made good use of the WPA during his administration in the 1930’s to help fight the Depression.  So why didn’t O propose it his 1st day in office instead of making it an issue in his re-election campaign?

Actually I don’t mind the President running for a second term with more than a year to go in his Presidency.  I figure the less he’s around the White House, the fewer things he can fuck up.