Archive for October 31st, 2011

Spouse of Kards Crumbles

Monday, October 31st, 2011

Today, after just after two months of marriage, Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from her basketballer hubby, Kris Humphries.

America’s closest-to-royal couple had a lavish summer wedding which cost over $10-million dollars.  The marriage brought together wretched excess, Hollywood glitz, giddy commercial sponsors like People magazine, and romantic, fairy tale dreams.

The charming couple met less than a year ago.  He’s a “cute” NBA player noted for a long career, well-dribbled balls, strong stamina, and great shots.  She’s, uh, “famous” for a number of things including dating Halle Berry’s ex-husband, being Bruce Jenner’s daughter, and her “stolen” sex tapes.  Uh, she’s a friend of Paris Hilton.

Kids – when are you going to learn the difference between sex and love?  In my (not so) humble opinion, they have nothing to do with each other.  Sure sex is better with someone you love – so is eating cheeseburgers.  But cheeseburgers aren’t as expensive to eat.

Kids Should Not Smoke

Monday, October 31st, 2011

Unless They Smoke Filters