Archive for October 21st, 2011

Bullshit Translation

Friday, October 21st, 2011


Obama’s statement: “As promised, the rest of our troops in Iraq will come home by the end of the year.  After nearly 9-years, America’s war in Iraq will be over.”

Translation: “The Iraqi Parliament would not grant US troops immunity – and wants us out. So I’m forced to live up to Bush’s 2008 agreement removing all of our troops by the end of this year.”

Reality: “We will quietly have troops “in the region” to train Iraqi security forces and to keep Iran from acting up. The Iraq War has been a dismal failure. Afghanistan looks even worse.”

Lesson #1: Lie Like Hell

Friday, October 21st, 2011

Qaddafi captured - wounded but alive.

The CIA and State Department have been helping set up the transitional government in Libya.  The Libyans are getting it down pretty well.

Mahmoud Jibril, the new prime minister, said the rebels put the wounded, nonresisting Qaddafi into an ambulance and started driving to a hospital. Unfortunately the ambulance was caught  in the middle of a “cross fire” between the rebels and Qaddafi forces.  A bullet tore through the ambulance and killed the former dictator.  No other injuries were reported.

Talk about a magic bullet!

The truth is when the wounded Q was captured, he was dragged through the streets, beaten and then shot in the stomach and head by the rebels.  It was all recorded in graphic detail on camera phones.  So was Hilly’s reaction.  When an aid showed her the news on an I-Pad, she broke into a huge smile, giggled, and said,

“Wow!  We saw. We came. And we killed him!”

Here We Don‘t Go Again

Friday, October 21st, 2011


Family Radio Network fundamentalist preacher Harold Camping whose last Doomsday prediction in May fizzled says it’s really going happen TODAY – October 21st.  Plan accordingly.