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Monday, October 17th, 2011

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are having relationship difficulties and have to go to couples rehab.  Seems a drunk young Ashton was trolling the bars of San Diego looking for women.  Actually he was looking for a threesome and one of the bimbos left and the other blabbed it to all the tabloids.

The fact that a rich, good-looking, and famous actor couldn’t get laid times two is just depressing – but then the picture above appeared and I was even more depressed!  That’s a picture of his suite.

When the San Diego Hard Rock Hotel opened a few years back, a client of mine held a convention there and was kind enough to book me a mini-suite.  I wrote about it here:

But my suite paled compared to Ashton’s suite! I didn’t get an outside terrace overlooking the city, a hot tub, two drunk pretties, nor a chance to cheat on Demi.

However I definitely think this is a case of ‘if you can’t be happy with what you had – at least be thankful you didn’t get what you deserved.’

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Monday, October 17th, 2011

Ignore the Bore of War

Monday, October 17th, 2011

Google News compiles stories from many different sources from all over the world:

Today there are 57-stories covering just about everything. But not one word about this country’s wars in Iraq or Afghanistan. Maybe if we just close our eyes they’ll go away.