Archive for October 10th, 2011

By Their Own Rules . . .

Monday, October 10th, 2011

…most Evangelical Christians will go to hell.


Tomorrow: How to Bake Your Potatoes

Lions and Tigers and Bears!

Monday, October 10th, 2011

“Oh My!”

“We Get Mail Today?”

Monday, October 10th, 2011

Most Italians don’t really care much about Columbus Day. It’s supposed to be a day of national pride – but most Italians just shrug their shoulders and say “Do we get mail today?”

Columbus was a typical, hustling paison. He sailed for the highest bidder who happened to be Queen Isabella of Spain – convincing her that he’d find the West Indies – supposedly a land of untold riches they could easily exploit. Contrary to popular opinion, he knew the world was NOT flat – he just didn’t know how big it was.

In 1492, Columbus’s three ships  landed in America which he then claimed he “discovered” – despite the fact that Vikings were here at least 500-years before, and the country was already populated by “Native” Americans (who may already have been dancing about looking for sites for future casinos).

So ‘Columbus Discovered America’ is a good story – but not historically true. Oh well, at least he discovered America on a Monday – giving Americans another long weekend.