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Monday, September 19th, 2011

Thou Shall Not Kill

Monday, September 19th, 2011

"God forgot to mention these exemptions."

EXEMPTIONS:

Section I – WARS ALLOWED (If the US is the good guy.)
Paragraph    1 – In Asia
Paragraph    2 – In the Mideast – Special double exemptions (a) Israel (b) Iraq (c) Afghanistan (d) Libya (e) Pakistan (f) any other country, municipality, or principality – especially wherever Muslims or Buddists rule (any neighboring countries or waters included).
Paragraph 3 – Anywhere else we decide it’s in our best interests.
Paragraph 3 – subsection (A) Wherever NATO decides we should go to war.
Paragraph 3 – subsection (B) Wherever the UN decides we should go to war.

Section II – EXECUTIONS ALLOWED
Paragraph 1 – In Texas.
Paragraph 2 – In the rest of the country.

Section III – DENYING LIFE-SAVING MEDICAL CARE ALLOWED
Paragraph 1 – If they’re poor.
Paragraph 2 – If they’re of color.
Paragraph 3 – If they live in rural sections of the country.