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A Bitch With Bowels

Sunday, September 4th, 2011


Jamie Lee Curtis was known as a “scream queen” for her work in  “Halloween, “The Fog”, “Prom Night”, and “Terror Train”.  There’s no doubt the woman has a great set of talented tonsils.  Once she appeared on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno and sat down, bra-less, with her high beams on.  He looked and she screamed at him!

I can only imagine her vocals of high-pitched terror when she reads each new Activia commercial script before the cameras roll.  These spots are awful and getting worse.

The latest has a scary looking guy with a bad toupee acting like some sort of scientist in a rummage sale suit.  He’s seriously pointing to a cartoon picture of an abdomen filled with white balls (food just hanging around, I guess) being slid off the bottom of the screen by green balls representing the yogurt.  My eyes rolled so much I got dizzy.

I’ll bet Jamie isn’t funny in real life.  Of course she’s a scream sitting on a fake park bench shoveling in regularity-yogurt while happily chirping away.  At least no one can say she’s full of shit.

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