Archive for September 2nd, 2011

“You Just Want To Ball Me.”

Friday, September 2nd, 2011

“So Why Do I Have To Hold This Plant?”

Kiss This

Friday, September 2nd, 2011

Are you great in sex?  I’m not.  Well, at least my ex-wife told me I wasn’t.  How could she make a judgment like that in 30-seconds?

Anyway, great sex starts with a look and some talk.  If the words are “put the money on the dresser” with a bored look, you don’t have anything about which to worry.   But if you love someone, after some sweet talk, great sex starts with kissing.

Are you a great kisser?  Would your lover agree?  Do you know that 66-% of people turn to the right just before kissing someone? Or that 3 out of 4 women think neck kissing is just as sensuous as kissing on the lips?  And 100-% of them don’t think it’s sexy for you to scratch their tonsils with your tongue?

Google knows .  And you can know more than everyone you kiss by going to this link:

National Geographic Hires Crazy Chick

Friday, September 2nd, 2011