Archive for August 22nd, 2011

Eight Thousand Twenty Four

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

The number of NATO bombing missions over Libya to oust Gaddafi and his Muslim Gang – to replace them with a new Muslim Gang.  Thankfully there were no civilian casualties during these bombing raids and they didn’t cost us a dime.  Why do Arabs hate us so much?  ON TO SYRIA! YAY! (Quick – which side are we on there?).

“Sorry, Ms. Hilton…

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

You can’t go through the full-body scanner again.”