Archive for June, 2011

Goodbye, Columbo

Saturday, June 25th, 2011

Peter Falk died yesterday at 83.  He was best known for his role as   “Lt. Columbo”, a stuttering, awkward, always polite detective who arrived at the crime scene in a rumpled trench coat and his junker car.  High class murderers were never threatened by his bumbling, seemingly innocuous questions – right until the moment he quickly summarized their crimes and arrested them.

“Oh….aaah….just one more thing….” (his famous line): although never revealed in the TV drama, Columbo’s first name was Frank.

“Be Humble In Victory”

Friday, June 24th, 2011

CONGRATULATIONS TO MY GAY AND TRANSGENDERED FRIENDS! Today you have achieved a long-deserved victory for gay marriage in New York.

The temptation to gloat and push your achievement in your adversaries’ faces must be great. I hope you’ll be better than that.  You – more than most people – should be sensitive to the hopeless feelings of people who see their way of life being drastically changed.  They may say things and act in a deplorable manner.  Please don’t get tarnished by their hatred.

You don’t need me to tell you that Gay Pride doesn’t mean being better than everyone else.  It means being the same as everyone else.  Again, congratulations!

Obama Only Gets One Kick In The Nuts Today

Friday, June 24th, 2011


From the New York Times, June 24, 20011

“WASHINGTON — The House dealt a symbolic blow to President Obama today by resoundingly rejecting a bill that would authorize the contentious operations in Libya. But it muddled the message by also turning back a measure that would have limited funds for the effort there.

The resolution to support the mission failed 295 to 123, with 70 Democrats joining Republicans in a pointed show of defiance to Mr. Obama, who has said he does not need Congressional authorization for the Libyan operations.

The second measure the House rejected would have essentially prohibited money for direct combat activity, financing only support operations like search and rescue, aerial refueling, operational planning, and intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance. Only 180 House members supported the measure, while 238, including 89 Republicans, voted against it.”

Would you like to see a video of Stephen Colbert – the most liberal of Liberals – slamming Obama for his illegal Wars in Libya, Afghanistan, etc?


Would J. Edgar Marry Clyde Today?

Friday, June 24th, 2011

“I wear the vest in this family, Bitch!”

There’s not a serious biographer of J. Edgar Hoover, long time Director of the FBI, who has denied his homosexuality. Hoover and his “special friend” Clyde Tolson, worked together (Clyde was Hoover’s ‘right hand man’- so to speak), dined daily together, went on vacations together, and remained “bachelors” for 40-years. They are now buried next to each other in a Washington cemetery.

I believe Hoover was a right-wing, crooked bastard who inflamed the country about “Communists”, trampled over Americans’ civil rights, kept virtual blackmail files on important contemporaries, and fired gay FBI men simply because they were gay.  Pathetically, he kept large, “girlie” pictures over his basement bar to “prove” his masculinity.

As much as I detest the man’s politics and underhanded dealings, I feel a little sorry he had to lead a double-life about his sexuality.  If the asshole were alive today, I doubt he would come out or marry his lover, but maybe he would’ve been a little more tolerant and kinder to people.

Mickey Mouse Is a Teamster

Thursday, June 23rd, 2011

NOT Mickey Mouse.

In the 1980’s, the Teamsters Union won the right to represent the people who played the Disney characters at Disney World.  Among the workers complaints against the company: hot, stuffy costumes and kids who shoved and threw things at them.

Puffies Are Still ’round

Thursday, June 23rd, 2011

So Both Sides Suck

Thursday, June 23rd, 2011

(Thanks, Steve)

She Can Move Mountains

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011

Turban Puppet Turns Against US

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011

President Pinocchio

President Obama will be shoveling his Afghanistan horseshit on national television  tonight.  When he talks about our “successes”, you might wish to ask yourself, “if we’re so successful, how come we can only bring home so few of our troops?*** And how come a majority of Afghans don’t want us in their country?”  Don’t think about it  too much or you might cough up a Haliburton hairball.

At least Hamid Karzi whom we yanked to the top of the turban heap in “free elections” likes us, right?  Not so much.  Four days ago he accused coalition forces of being in his country to “pursue their own goals.” And he harshly questioned the use of our weapons and battle tactics.

“When their aircrafts bombard an area, our children are killed and our land is also destroyed because the bombs contain chemicals,” he said. “They take away 100 times more profit from our country against the assistance they provide us with.”

Oh well, at least most Afghans won’t have to think about this baloney.  About half of them don’t have electricity and three quarters of the country can neither read nor write.


"If I'm corrupt, may Allah turn my finger blue."

***Obama will announce 5000 troops out by the end of summer – another 5000 by the end of the year.  OUT OF 100,000!

McCain Fans Flames of Hatred

Tuesday, June 21st, 2011

"You misquoted me."

John McCain (R. Arizona) speculated that some of the horrendous wildfires that are devastating his home state of Arizona “were caused by illegal aliens.”  The implications were clear: Latino’s in America without proper credentials started the blazing inferno.

Today he tried to slime his way out of the quote by saying “the Monument Fire was started when the park was closed. So anyone who was in there is illegal.”

Right, John. You didn’t mean illegal aliens (whom your voters mostly detest) were the culprits.  You meant aliens from outer space must have landed in the park after hours – and their rockets ignited the trees.

A spokesman for the US Forest Service said Monday that while the latest wildfires appear to be “human caused” there is no evidence that the suspects may have been illegal immigrants.