Archive for June 4th, 2011

Weiner’s Public Boner

Saturday, June 4th, 2011

Is this a picture of Anthony Weiner’s weiner?  How the hell would I know?   The problem is NY Democratic Congressman Weiner doesn’t seem to know either.

By now everyone knows there was a  lewd underwear-penis photo sent to a 21-year old woman from Weiner’s Twitter account.  The woman never met Weiner or his weiner.  Undoubtedly Mr. Weiner’s account was hacked into and some prankster sent out the picture. The problem is the Congressman cannot deny “with certitude” that the offending penal appendage is not his.

Say what?

I don’t know about the rest of the boys in the room but I never remember anyone ever pointing a camera at my crotch when I was wearing only underwear and clicking off a shot.  But if I were the Congressman and that actually happened, I would know there’s only one answer to the question “is this you?”  I’d laugh and say,

“Me? Of course not – I’m much larger.”

Who would come forward and say I’m lying?

“Like Delta Airlines. . .

Saturday, June 4th, 2011

…I couldn’t take this woman’s extra baggage.”