Archive for March 28th, 2011

Dancin’ To The Bullshit

Monday, March 28th, 2011

President Obama is going to address the nation tomorrow on the War in Libya or, as it’s now called, Iraq #3.  If he loses his voice between now and then, the White House plans to run George W’s old “Why We’re In Iraq” tape.  If that breaks, there’s still his old, “Why We’re in Afghanistan” recording or Obama’s “Why We’re Escalating in Afghanistan” video.  If all the video machines crash, we can set up a movie projector and play LBJ’s  “Why We’re in Vietnam” talk or the Nixon box office smash, “Why We’re Escalating in Cambodia”.

It doesn’t really matter what they play because the endings are all pretty much the same.