Archive for October 30th, 2010

Crazy Carl Said WHAT?!

Saturday, October 30th, 2010

OK – so Carl Paladino never had much of a chance to become Governor of New York.  But riding on voters’ anger, he snatched the Republican nomination from a moderate candidate who at least appeared sane -although neither could actually win against the well-oiled Democratic machine which chooses our state’s leader.

But then Carl’s mouth blew his “snowball’s chance in hell” into a “snowflake’s chance” with the emphasis on ‘flake’.

Paladino wished people on welfare would get some manners and needed lessons on personal hygiene.  Yikes! Then he made some nasty remarks about New York City Democrats.  Uh-oh. Then he attacked gay people – especially those who butt-bumped in gay pride parades. Oooh, boy!

Hell – this is New York.  Throw away the people on welfare, New York City’s Democrats, and gay people and what do you have left?  Straight upstate women?

Well, Carl took care of that Thursday night by calling our Junior Senator (a woman) the Senior Senator’s (a man’s) “little girl”.  Say WHAT!? Carl could have called her a “puppet” or a “tag along” but instead he chose “little girl”.  And if anyone missed that, Carl repeated it the next day. New York women were not amused.

So who’s going to vote for Carl now?  Well, let’s see.  There are a dozen drunk regulars in a bar in Tonowanda, nine central New York wheat farmers (if they can get their crops in) and . . . .oh. never mind.