Archive for September 22nd, 2010

Did You Lose Your Room at the . . .

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Institution for the Criminally Insane?

A Real Woman or a Digitized HD Picture?

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Does It Really Matter?


Wanted My Opinion? Now You’re Going to Get It!

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Bob Woodward gave up a few reasons why Obama is screwing up these wars in his new book, Obama’s Wars.  Basically O doesn’t like the Generals running the war – and they don’t like him.  It seems Obama has taken world politics into consideration and his Generals just want to “win” (whatever the fock that means). Oh, BTW nobody talks of “winning” anymore.  Washington Bullshitari is now taught to say “meeting America’s objectives”.  Have you ever heard such shit?  If  you haven’t, you probably were born after Vietnam.

When you’re in wars in which you don’t need to be, there will ALWAYS be problems.  Just give it up, boys, we’ve already lost. Please don’t kill any more American troops or innocent civilians.

PS, The CIA found President Kharzi (the puppet we’re trying to set up in Afghanistan) is delusional, manic-depressive and takes medication daily).  Oh good, can this get any better, America?

In Loving Memory of Herman

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Herman's Ashes

Jessica recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn, she poured his ashes on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in his remains, she started to talk to him.

“Darling, remember that expensive new car you promised me? Well, I bought that with the insurance money.” Wistfully looking into his remains she said,

“Herman, that emerald necklace you promised me? Yes, I bought that with the insurance money too.”

“And Herman, remember that blow job I always promised you?
…..Here it comes.”