Archive for September 16th, 2010

Mail Order Weirdness

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

100 Days Until Christmas

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The Rogue Vogue

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

What’s the classiest beautiful nudes magazine?  Met Art by far.  Imagine the models of Vogue all getting together, taking off their clothes, posing erotically, and being photographed by some of the world’s best photographers.  This is one adult magazine that will make you feel good without making you feel bad.

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Miracle Mockers

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

They don’t make miracles like they used to. In Biblical times, miracles stunned people. The parting of the Red Sea, the fish & loaves multiplication feeding, leper-curing on the spot and raising the dead were all crowd pleasers. Boffo, Jesus! Encore!

But what do we get today? Jesus’s face on ANYTHING!

The Jesus Grilled Cheese Sandwich

The Jesus Shower Curtain

The Jesus Tortilla

The Jesus Tree

The Jesus Croissant

Jesus! It’s a miracle anyone goes to church anymore.  Each of these Jesus items is a real item – you decide if it’s Jesus. Most have been on e-bay.

How can you tell if something’s a real miracle? Think of the reaction people would have if an ocean, with a gazillion trillion gallons of water, actually parted. Then think of the reaction of most people after viewing the “miracles” above.

There’s a pretty good chance it’s NOT a real miracle if most of the crowd walks away, rolling their eyes and muttering, “Give me a friggin’ break………”

Can a Cigarette Light Gasoline?

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

I was going to put a warning on this post like “Kids, Don’t Try This At Home” –  but decided against it.  If a person is stupid enough to try it, who am I to stop him?  I think people call this “natural selection” or a “culling of the herd” or  “Creating Fewer Stupid Genes”.  Anyway, the answer is: NO!

A British study concluded it was possible (so is ‘you winning the lottery’) – but not likely.  They tried it exactly 2000 times and couldn’t do it.  And then everyone got bored and went home.

A  lit cigarette is between 450-500 degrees F. Gasoline ignites between 500-540 degrees F.  So you’re too close to play – but not close enough to seriously chance a fire.  Just thought you’d like to know.