Archive for September 10th, 2010

Dear Ms. Honeydipcherrysuckle,

Friday, September 10th, 2010

I saw your photo on Facebook and thought I’d write. You are one good looking woman! I don’t have my picture up yet because I’m waiting for my newest ones from a photographer because I’m a male model (but ALL man!).  I’m 5′10″, 165 pounds with dark brown hair.  My interests are running, weightlifting, and tennis.  I’m looking for an honest, sincere, 1-man woman to share my life with.  I’m rich.

Please write,


Dear Ironnuts,

Friday, September 10th, 2010

I’m sorry I’m late in responding.  I’m a fashion model and the shoot ran overtime.  Honesty is my number one priority so I’ll be honest with you.  That picture you saw of me was not really me.  It was my older sister and although she is pretty,  everyone says I’m much prettier and have a better body.  The family resemblance is strong however.

When can we meet?  It doesn’t have to be here – maybe we could meet at your place?  I have this great psychic bond with you already.  It’s almost like we’re two peas in a pod! And I love to shuck pods (if you know what I mean).  Write back soon!


(PS  I’m not sending my picture yet because I want to send you the ones taken today.  They’re nudes so I hope you don’t get offended – he, he.)