Archive for September 8th, 2010

Take Henny Youngman . . . Please.

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

“She’s been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.”

“I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.”

“The more I think of you, the less I think of you.”

“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.”

The Art of The Part

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

Get-the-Perfect-Parting-in-Your-Hair

I love this woman’s parts.

Headache Cure = 8¢

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010


Our society gives us lots of headaches – but at least it gives us a cheap and easy way to cure them.

$2.00 for 50 capsules in my case. Each 4-cent capsule of the stuff (acetaminophen) has 500 mg’s and the bottle said to take two.  My pain was gone in about 15-minutes.  I’m also happy to say I’ve given many more headaches than I’ve gotten.