Archive for August 3rd, 2010

Kelly Ripa Nude

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

CENSORED!

This is one of the few genuine Kelly Ripa nude pictures in the world.  I drew it from memory.  Some people were offended by its raw, hungry nakedness so here is the PG-13 Version.  Ahhh, memories.


In 2 Years, She’ll Be Able to Vote For An Idiot

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

And her vote will count just as much as yours.

Did Bill Hang Out at a Nude Beach?

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

Bill Clinton may possibly have gone to a nude beach on Martha’s Vineyard last summer. With much snickering and embarrassed smirks (just like in Junior High School), “journalists” finally admitted they didn’t think so – but seemed delighted to run the story and get to the bottom of it.  So, right-wing wing-nuts got to see blurry video with ridiculous, heavily-digitized shots of nude sunbathers showing only their feet.  It was pretty funny.

As someone who has enjoyed nude beaches and resorts across America for many years, I can tell you, it’s certainly no big thing.  At least that’s what many nude sunbathers have told me.

Remember, this is a nation which was founded by a bunch of religious prigs no one else wanted in their countries.  Their obscene philosophies on sex and morality have polluted young minds here for centuries.  If this nation can withstand those ugly ideas (and pictures of a topless Dr. Laura) I think we’ll survive Ex-Prez Bill flopping around in the sun.  Hillary?  Maybe not.