Archive for July 13th, 2010

FireCrotch

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

Naturally red pubic hair is called “fire crotch”.  It’s rare.  Brittney Spears is said to have one.

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Look How Well We Did in Cuba

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

Still believe we can set up by force some sort of democratic regime in either Iraq or Afghanistan?  Some of you bought all the bullshit and still believe it after 9-years!  You are sadly nuts.  Take Cuba for example.

We haven’t been able to “free” the Cuban people for over a half- century!

Today Cuba is a crummy, crippled, corrupt communist country which can barely feed itself.  11-million Cubans would have virtually unlimited support if they tried to overthrow their dictatorship.  In addition to the world’s strongest superpower only 90-miles away, it has:

1. Hundreds, if not thousands, of rich Cubans living in Miami who would gladly give $-millions to free their homeland.

2. Crazy paramilitary US extremists who would practically swim the 90-miles to fight Castro, Inc.

3. Pledges by at least 9 US Presidents to help free the island.

4. Guaranteed US military might with some baloney excuses we could make up as easily as we made them up about Iraq and Afghanistan.

5. Guantanamo – a US military base INSIDE of this “enemy” country which could easily play an important role in a government overthrow.

6. Many people tuned in with cell phones and computers for a solid communications system.

Yet, there has been no revolution – no rebellion – nothing even close.  Why?

BECA– USE CUBANS DON’T WANT A US BRAND OF DEMOCRACY!

Get it?

Damn Kids

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

An older man goes to bed with a much younger woman and is pretty proud of himself.

“Am I the first man you were ever with?” he asks.

The girl squints and says, “Could be, Mister. I thought you looked familiar.”

Maria Sharapova vs. Anna Kournikova

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

Zipper Muffin Rivals:  Tennis, Anyone?

Glory Be!

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

In my continuing effort to educate my readers about the realities of sex, I am forced to discuss ‘glory holes’.  A ‘glory hole’ is usually a waist high opening drilled through a wall between stalls in a public restroom or adult bookstore peepshows – for oral sex.

As incredible as this sounds, some men (not always gay) will expose their erect members and push them through these openings expecting to be “serviced” from the next booth. Glory hole sex is said to be exciting because its impersonal and anonymous.  I would guess it also reduces the anxiety of what you look like and how you dress.

When I was in my twenties, I remember seeing these holes and thinking they were for men who were “peepers” (duhh).  Then one night, I was shocked when a ‘visual aid’ was stuck through the hole and pointed at me!  I quickly left the booth.

I would guess today there are few glory holes because of the threat of AIDS and other STD’s.  But if I were a ‘flag-waver’ (someone who exposes his penis in public places) I would be much more concerned about somebody’s ex-wife with pliers or a razor behind door #2.

She’s Clumsy – Off With Her Head!

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

Although famous for saying “Let them eat cake!” (which she never said) Marie Antoinette’s last words were “Pardon me, sir” after she stepped on the executioner’s foot at the guillotine.

What Street is This?

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010

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