Archive for July 8th, 2010

To Be 12 Again….

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

Love Bites

Thursday, July 8th, 2010


Years ago, I was floundering in a melancholy pool of sadness. My best friend, Sunday the Cat, watched me carefully and knew something was wrong.  She became very concerned.

One night I came home, walked into the bedroom, barely saw Sunday who was sleeping on my pillow, sat at the foot of my bed, and began to cry.

Suddenly, without warning, Sunday flew across the bed and bit me on the back of my arm – HARD! I jumped up enraged!

“YOU STUPID CAT! YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BITE YOUR PERSON! YOU……”

But Sunday didn’t run like she normally did after pulling a sneak attack. She just sat there, looked at me, and tilted her head to the side. In an instant I knew what she was trying to say.

Sunday didn’t want to see me suffering.  She wanted me to stop – but what could she do? She did the first thing that came to her mind. I never remember anyone saying anything that was more effective.

When I picked up Sunday to take her to the kitchen for her albacore tuna,  I hugged her extra hard. She pretended not to notice.


The Best Sunday story?: “Sunday the Cat vs. Hannah the Stripper”
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Yo mama so poor . . .

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

. . . she go to McDonald’s and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor . . .

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

. . .her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Pants So Tight You Can Read Her Lips

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

“Cameltoes” or “Zipper Muffins” are slang terms used to describe what happens when a woman wears her pants so tightly, her crotch area becomes outlined in the fabric.  Supposedly, this resemble the toe of a camel although one should not automatically assume “humps”.  Ms. Anna Kournikova demonstrates the idea here.


As Ms. Kelly Ripa does in this photo from “Live with Regis and Kelly”.

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