Archive for July 7th, 2010

Chez Whaat?

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

A French-Black Restaurant

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Oh Take It Like a Man, Lindsay

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010


Part-time lesbian Lindsay Lohan was back in a Los Angeles courtroom yesterday for violating the terms of her probation – again.  The judge gave her three 30-day sentences — a much stiffer penalty than L.A. prosecutors had sought.

Although Lindsay cried and pleaded before the sentence, a more honest depiction of her feelings appeared on her middle finger.  Clearly written: “Fuck U”.  The picture and blowup are all over the web and an analysis showed it was not a “doctored” photo.

C’mon, honey – quit whining. “If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime”.  And let’s hope your lovers have no allergic reactions to ink.

Barbie is an Earth Girl

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

Barbie’s 51 years old and except for a little paunch and a few more lines, the babe STILL looks good. Of course she never had to shed baby fat, stumble through puberty, pull all-nighters, dribble drugs, have her plastic period, get her heart stomped a few times, cure hangovers, nor produce any little Barbies. Sure she got a little freaked marrying and divorcing Ken – but what did she expect choosing the gayest guy this side of Provincetown?

But Barbie’s life wasn’t all ‘Fashion Queen plus three interchangeable wigs’. . .

Women: picture yourself coming into this world with measurements of 39-18-33. If you could walk without toppling, you could have your pick of any guy at school. But imagine his horror the first time in a back seat at a drive-in when he discovers you’re SERIOUSLY not anatomically correct! So what if you got bendable legs in 1965? Who’s going to bend them and what for?

Earth Girls are Easy

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

“Who Told You You Were Naked?”

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010


That’s what God asked Adam in Genesis 3.11. If you’re a Bible-believing Christian who cares about the source of your beliefs, you should ask yourself the same thing.

Most Christians are ashamed of their naked bodies and equate nakedness with sex.  That’s not Christianity – that’s lunacy.  It’s better to pray for sun.

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