Archive for October 9th, 2009

A Noble Piece Prize

Friday, October 9th, 2009

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Megan Fox

Great. NOW Where Do We Blow?!

Friday, October 9th, 2009

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The British Medical Journal, one of the most influential, scientific journals of medicine  in the world, has a problem with everyone blowing their coughs into the crooks of their arms. Especially senior citizens and anyone with arthritis or degenerative bone disease.

In their November/December issue, BMJ warns, “health care professionals must make well-reasoned medical decisions balancing the risks of a hypothetical pandemic of the H1N1 Virus and the very real threat of millions of senior citizens fracturing neck bones and tearing atrophied muscles in their arms, sides, backs, and necks when they jerk the crook of their arms into their faces.  The number of fractured noses and contusions of the face has also seen a marked increase.”

The United States Center for Disease Control (CDC) said it was too early to comment on this preliminary report.

Ya know, if it isn’t something, it’s something else.