Archive for March 15th, 2009

Why Men Can’t Write Advice Columns

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

(A FAST-FORWARD from Rich @ “Counter Intelligence” Thanks, Rich!)

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me. Yesterday, I drove off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. Within 2-miles, the engine died and I walked back home to get his help.

Once home, I couldn’t believe my eyes! My husband was in bed with our neighbors’ daughter! I’m 42, my husband is 48 and we’ve been married over 20-years. Our neighbors’ daughter is only 19!

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they’d been having an affair for the last six months! I told him to stop or I’d leave him. I love him very much, but since I gave him the ultimatum he’s become even more distant. I’m afraid I can’t live without him and I’m DESPERATE. Could you PLEASE help?!


Sheila M.

Dear Sheila M.:
Start by checking that there’s no debris in the fuel line. If it’s clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of this solves the problem, it could be a faulty fuel pump causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,

Drew says:

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

I went to Graceland – Elvis’s home. Go if you’ve never been. Nothing like getting ripped off by a dead hillbilly.