Archive for August 15th, 2008

Token Has Spoken! O’Broken Says “Yes, Dear”

Friday, August 15th, 2008

(CNN) — “Sen. Barack Obama’s campaign has agreed to put former rival Senator Hillary Clinton’s name in nomination at the Democratic National Convention. Obama’s campaign encouraged Clinton to put up her name ” in recognition of the fact she was the first woman to compete in all of our nation’s primaries.”

Oh yes – VERY important – 1st woman to run in all the primaries. Wow! Kind of like the first woman on the moon (remember her name?). Let’s put Pants- suit on a symbolic coin. Or better yet – on a BUS TOKEN!

THIS is equality? Noooo. This is a special, impotent prize for a few of the girls who NEED TO BE HEARD! Who NEED CATHARSIS! Who NEED CLOSURE! And a repugnant compromise for a once-proud Black man who collapsed like a house of cards because he got Hilly-whipped.

If I were a woman Democrat, I’d be VERY angry. I’d be angry that “my” candidate couldn’t play fair in the same political MAJOR league with the MEN for the Democratic nomination – guys like Joe Biden, Chris Dodd, John Edwards, Dennis Kucinich, and Bill Richardson. They all proudly ran and ended their campaigns with dignity when they realized they couldn’t win. They didn’t need special faux-prizes for their supporters. They lost and demonstrated good “sportspersonship”.

But not Hilly. When she lost her run for the Democratic nomination, she whined, sniveled, cried, shrieked, pulled in her wife, Bill – and generally made a pain in the ass of herself. And she dragged some of your sisters along because they mistakenly believe she’s a Feminist. Hilly is NOT a Feminist! She’s a HILLYIST- and if this bitch thought she could get more votes as a midget – she’d cut off her own damn legs.

And Barrack? Oh, brother, man! I didn’t support you because you are a Black man. I supported you because you were MAN enough to stand up to the power elite and vote against this murderous and moronic War in Iraq. I’ll still vote for you, Bro – but I’m really glad the levers only require one hand. Now – I’ll be holding my nose with the other.

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Tomorrow: American Sexual Hypocrisy (Red, White, and Blue Balls)