Archive for August 5th, 2008

MAFIA CHILI IS HOT!

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Wow! Either there are a lot of Carlo Gambino fans out there – or people want to taste one of the most expensive bowls of Chili on Earth! I promised that the recipe would be mailed out within five days of receiving $5 and an SSAE #10 from you (click the MAFIA CHILI link on the Right Side of this page for details.)

It turns out that was a bit optimistic in light of the unexpected demand. However, copies will be mailed out certainly within 10-days or 2-weeks. Also, if you actually do make it, please send along a comment or two on the experience.

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Are We There Yet?

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

We’ve only just started August and I’m already so sick of this presidential campaign, I wish they would hold the election tomorrow, cancel it altogether, or have Michelle Obama and Mrs. McSame decide the winner by a nude, oil- wrestling match. (BTW – I’d bet the Blond Bombshell would win in the first round- she’s COLD, bro!)

McClone compares Obama to Britney and Paris, late night comedians are dusting off all their “old” jokes to stick it to the potential Mc-hip-breaker, and the murderous, moronic Iraq war goes on and on and on. AND we’re supposed to listen to all this crap for another 3 FULL MONTHS!? Not me.

Look – this is the easiest choice for President since Hoover-Roosevelt in 1932.

• Do you like how things have gone for America these last 8-years? Fine – vote for McSame.

• Do you think it’s time to change course – although it has risks that ANY change implies? Good – Ochange-a is your man.

What can be simpler?

Me? I’m going to ignore ANYTHING ELECTION for the next three months and enjoy the rest of the Summer and Fall. “See ya – wouldn’t want to be-ya.” I now remember why I didn’t participate in this brain-dead, repetitious, stink- filled, sound-bitten, bullshit process (except once) for FORTY YEARS! I’ll try not to laugh – or cry – from the sidelines.

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