Archive for April, 2008

A Car for MEN

Monday, April 7th, 2008

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Before he died of AIDS,  my friend Tim Schapp, must have told this story 100-times.  He said it gave him a lot of confidence – along with great laughs.

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It was sometime in the ‘70’s.  I had just purchased this Fiat Spider with red leather seats and a polished, wooden steering wheel.  It could KICK ASS! (between visits to the shop). On the day I bought it, Tim and I were driving to Cape Cod for our annual, 5-day summer blow -out.  At over 70-miles/ hour, top down, screaming down the New York State Thruway, I was the first straight friend  to whom he ‘came out.’

“I have something to tell you,” he said all heavy-like, “I’m gay.”

I immediately responded.  Years later, thinking about it, I reacted the same way I know my Father would have reacted – had I told  him the same thing.  My reply?

“What does this have to do with me?”

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“Stay still, you kids!” 1954

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

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Sunday, April 6th, 2008

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DJ. 1980

Friday, April 4th, 2008

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The Missing Dollar

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008

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Three college kids need a room for the night, so they go to a cheap hotel. They only have three ten dollar bills between them but convince the clerk that that’s enough to pay for this dumpy joint. He reluctantly agrees and rings up their $30.

After they get into the room, they notice the dive has no hot water. One angrily calls the front desk to complain. The clerk agrees to refund $5 for the inconvenience and says he’ll send up the bellman with the money. He goes to the cash register, takes out a five dollar bill, and tells the bellman to take it up to the kids’ room.

The bellman, once a professional speaker and writer – now reduced to a menial job (naw, I made up that part) quickly realizes he won’t get a tip if he gives the guys the five dollar bill. So he puts the five in his pocket, takes out five singles, and knocks on the door.

The room door is opened and the kid immediately realizes that if he just gives the bellman a one dollar tip, there will be a dollar left over after taking his refund and giving his two roommates theirs. He quickly decides to give the bellman a two dollar tip – and keep three dollars.

After giving each of his roommates a dollar, and keeping one for himself, he becomes a little confused. He reasons that each of them originally paid $10 for the room and received a dollar refund so, in reality, each of the guys paid $9 for the room. He knows the bellman gave him five singles and got back two as a tip.

Now he’s got a problem. 3 X $ 9 = $ 27. And the bellman got $2. $27 + $2 = $29. The kid KNOWS they started out with $30 – so where’s the missing dollar?

Be the first one to correctly solve this mystery in the Comments section and WIN a truly insignificant PRIZE now being decided on by Tuesday and Wednesday.

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