“You’re Ugly Too”

I had my annual physical yesterday and my Doctor started by asking, “How do you feel generally?”

“Very good,” I said, “generally – but some mornings I wake up with strange pains.  Like my knee will hurt; or my back might ache.  I try to remember what I did to injure myself but I never can.”

“You’re just getting older.”

I started laughing. It reminded me of the old joke:  A guy gets a physical.  The Doctor says, “You’re too fat.”

“Hey!” says the guy, “I want a second opinion!”

“OK,” says the Doctor, “you’re ugly too.”

I’ll bet I’m older (62) than most of the people who read this blog. I’ll also bet I have more fun and more laughs  than most of you. OK – you all probably beat me in maturity, responsibility, and  intelligence but I’m having a good time!  I had a great time when I was “young” (maybe too good for most of it) but I’m still having a fine time right now.

My new favorite song is “I’m Glad I’m Not Young Anymore” by Maurice Chevalier in “Gigi”


4 Responses to ““You’re Ugly Too””

  1. sauny says:

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  2. Bill says:

    “Gigi”, starring Leslie Caron with Louis Jourdan as her love interest. Mr. Jourdan rose to even greater fame 25 years later by eating the eyeball of a goat in the motion picture “Octopussy”.

    Speaking of French guys, when asked by a reporter if he was happy, Charles DeGaulle peered down at the guy and, voice dripping with acid, replied “What do you take me for, an idiot?”

    Make of that what you will.

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  4. Joseph Belle-Isle says:

    Well Yeah, he WAS an IDIOT. When we landed in France to free France he was the leader of the FREE French Forces. It Took Rommel 3 days to conquer France and he only had to shoot one French Lt. Rommel thought the German Army was behind him but they had stopped. The French thought the German Army was behind Rommel and gave up without a fight. The French are ALL fucking Idiots. When we landed to invade from the African side the French navy had to put up a show like they were really defeated in Battle in case Hitler beat us he wouldn’t murder them all -SO THEY REALLY KILLED A SHITHO– USE FULL OF AMERICANS TO PUT ON A FAKE SHOW. They Used DDT until ALL the wells in France were deadly. I’m only half French, but the ones that are ALL French eat shit and bark at the moon. But we’re idiots too-our leaders. Our entire Congress fucks monkeys and barnyard animals, EXPECTING THEIR WIVES TO GIVE MORE MILK,and be as tight as a sheeps ass.

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