July 27th, 2021



July 26th, 2021

No one supports individual rights more than I do. I believe you should take any drug you desire, believe anything you want (including religion,) sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you, and kill yourself if you choose.

(Today I’m going nude sunbathing with friends. We’re not hurting anyone and I don’t care what you think.)

It’s simple for me: you have a right to do virtually anything AS LONG AS YOU DON’T INFRINGE ON THE RIGHTS OF OTHERS. Which gets us to these COVID-19 shots.

I don’t care if you die from COVID-19. I don’t care if your family or friends die from it either! You have a choice to be ignorant.

Many of you are from Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, the Carolina’s, Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, and Louisiana – the South. You have a God-Given right to be stupid and wear MAGA hats.

The only ones about whom I DO care are those too poor, too disadvantaged, and too afraid to get the voluntary, preventative vaccinations. You assholes are killing them too! And they don’t have a choice.


July 24, 2021

July 24th, 2021

Sorry but …

July 20th, 2021

We took the first US spaceflight on May 5, 1961 – over 60-years ago. And what benefits have we gotten from decades of space adventures (besides glasses of Tang?)

  • any new scientific cures for diseases?
  • any new discoveries to feed starving people?
  • any better plans how to stop war?
  • any ways to make this a more inhabitable planet with less pollution and more tolerance of other nations?

Yes I know we’ve achieved remarkable, scientific goals – but for what? Planetary bragging rights?

Until these space accomplishments help the plight of one starving, diseased infant, I’ll consider them scientific masturbation.

‘Deep Throat’ The Musical

July 20th, 2021

Uncommon Scents

July 19th, 2021

THE STRIPPER CANDLE — “It’s a candle and an alibi all in one! You don’t smell like a stripper, you just smell like a candle.”


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This is a perfect gift for your favorite bachelor or retired stripper who misses her pole.”

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July 17th, 2021

Who’s Knocking At Your Door?

July 16th, 2021

Lately there’s been an increase in the number of salespeople and census takers walking through neighborhoods. Most are legitimate but there are crooks giving their pitches to unsuspecting homeowners.

How can you tell who’s who?

Bring your cell phone/camera to the door. Just say, “I’d like to take your picture before we begin.” Legitimate vendors won’t have a problem with that.

But if the guy jumps off your porch and goes tearing down the street, chances are he’s not someone with whom you’d like to do business. Immediately report the incident to the police.

You’re welcome.


America’s War Record

July 15th, 2021


Unwelcome Daily

July 14th, 2021

Did you ever have a daily advertiser who is overly aggressive and refuses to go away? Meet TOTAL AV. It’s hard for me to have “expired” when I never signed up in the first place!

I’ve never fallen for their ‘Free Trial’ bullshit nor any of their other marketing scams. Additionally, their products are overpriced, slow, and unreliable. Please don’t patronize TOTAL AV.

This post is the only way I can try again to get them to stop bothering me.