Cuomo For President

March 31st, 2020

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo had another press conference today. It’s no wonder he’s getting a lot of praise nationally and why President Asswipe hates him so much.

Cuomo is honest, modest, clear, consistent, transparent, and very smart. Everything you’d want in an American President!

And everything donald trump is not.

etc.

March 31st, 2020
Thanks, Amy W.
Thanks, Irena; my Czech friend
The mask costs about $11-USD

Laugh To Survive!

March 30th, 2020

. s p l a t .

March 29th, 2020

… feels better in …

March 28th, 2020

I Think I’ve Figured It Out

March 27th, 2020

Senators Mitch McConnell, Rand Paul, and Congressman Thomas Massie (the asshole who tried to block the stimulus package today) all come from KENTUCKY.

This is what happens when people meet their spouses on Ancestry.com.

You’re Going Nowhere Anyway

March 27th, 2020

Note The Date Today

March 27th, 2020

….

If Only Lies Were Ventilators

March 27th, 2020

No Such Thing as a Bad Road Job

March 26th, 2020

I’m sick of PBS’s Antique Road Show – it’s always the same. I don’t remember if I’m watching a rerun or having a flashback

(BTW – whatever happened to those LSD flashbacks they promised us in the 60’s? Remember? “You might be in a business meeting, have a flashback, then run across the table and dive out the window doing your impersonation of Art Linkletter’s daughter.” Yah, right. I’M WAITING HERE!) Anyway….

It’s the same thing every week. Some dumb goober sits with the suited estimator and they’re staring at a piece of crap that looks like the frozen fecal clumps they used to dump out of jet planes.

Estimator: “Tell me – how did you come across this piece?”

Goober: “Me and Hilda the wife was at some barn sale and she took a liking to it. It was $2.00 but she jewed the guy down to a buck and a half so I bought it just to shut her up.”

Estimator: “Heh, heh. Well do you know what you have here?”

Goober: “Nope. I tell my friends it’s a doorstop for Hilda’s mouth.”

Estimator: “Heh, heh. Well, you have a blah-blah, sculpted by blah-blah-blah during his green fecal period.”

Goober: “Is that good?”

Estimator: “Heh, heh. Well you should thank your wife – at auction it would bring anywhere between $10- and $20,000.”

Goober: “You shittin’ me, boy!?” EDITED FOR TELEVISION: “Wow – I better not drop it.”

Estimator: “Heh, heh.” THINKING: “You lucky old fart! You should choke on it!”