Archive for January, 2019

Vegetable Art Is So Weird

Thursday, January 31st, 2019

Vegetable face by A.J. Jefferies

 Vegetable Art: here.

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Fruit Art Is So Weird!

Thursday, January 31st, 2019

 Fruit Art: here.

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“Look Who’s Got More Guns And Tanks”

Wednesday, January 30th, 2019

Giving New Meaning To “Icy Stare”

Tuesday, January 29th, 2019

Did ‘Today’s’ backup weather person, Dylan Dreyer, REALLY say your eyeballs could freeze in this frigid weather? Yep … I just heard her.

Now Dylan, your eyeballs can’t freeze (as long as you’re alive) because they’re surrounded by a constant supply of warm blood and protected in your hot head. Geeezzzz!

I’m not going to call her a “dumb blonde” because she’s NOT dumb (Dylan graduated from Rutgers) and I suspect she’s not really blonde.

But geeezzzz!

Randy Rainbow: The Cell Block Tango

Tuesday, January 29th, 2019

January 28, 2019

Monday, January 28th, 2019

There are a number of measles cases in my area. The kids didn’t get vaccinated.

I think parents have the right NOT to have their kids vaccinated. They just can’t send them to public schools.

Uncommon Scents

Monday, January 28th, 2019

THE STRIPPER CANDLE — “It’s a candle and an alibi all in one! You don’t smell like a stripper, you just smell like a candle.”

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This is our favorite candle. After hundreds of hours of research and a lot of dollar bills we succeeded in capturing the legendary stripper scent. If you don’t know what a stripper smells like just imagine the perfume counter at your local department store times a thousand… plus some baby powder and broken dreams.

This is a perfect gift for your favorite bachelor or retired stripper who misses her pole.”

Additional candles: Bacon Candle, Beer Candle, Campfire Candle, Popcorn Candle plus many more.

$12.95 @ HOTWICKS: hotwicks.com/collections

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January 27, 2019

Sunday, January 27th, 2019

Every single mass murderer in America in 2018 had connections to right-wing whack jobs. There wasn’t a Muslim in the bunch.

You Go To Church Today?

Sunday, January 27th, 2019

****Saturday Trumpies****

Saturday, January 26th, 2019