Archive for January, 2018

January 29, 2018

Monday, January 29th, 2018

Listen to the viciousness with which members of Congress are fighting. Consider that any discussion of politics today can turn Americans into loud, angry partisans. Racism is coming out from the shadows and wackjob conspiracy theories abound. And who’s responsible for much of this rancor?

Pathetic President Asswipe.

America has the government it deserves.

 

Randy Rainbow Rankles Rumps

Monday, January 29th, 2018

Randy Rainbow:  https://www.google.com/

FBI SECRET SOCIETY DECODER RING!!!

Sunday, January 28th, 2018

ASK ABOUT OUR RIGHT-WING WACKO DISCOUNT!!!

Secret FBI Society: https://news.google.com/

‘Old School’ Si Cranstoun

Sunday, January 28th, 2018

Si Cranstoun:  https://www.google.com/

Who Will Clean Up Your Last Mess?

Sunday, January 28th, 2018

There are twice the number of suicides than murders in the US.  And often people just don’t go quietly into that good night.  Guns – by far  – issue the largest number of one-way, nonstop tickets to never-ever land. And they make a mess.

The problem is:  who’s going to sparkle and shine up a person’s last grand gesture of painting the walls, spraying the furniture, and splattering the rug?  After the body is taken away and the authorities lock up the place, who’s going to start cleaning this interior design of gore-decor topped with yellow, crime-scene tape?  Obviously, the person responsible is not going to be of much help.

Fortunately there are people who make their living doing this sort of thing and can eat their lunch while on the job.  The link below will take you to the most famous company in the field and which may have a franchise open near you.

http://crimescenecleaners.com/

Amy Adams and Emily Blunt star in Overture FilmsÕ Sunshine Cleaning.

Recycling March And Other Great Parades

Sunday, January 28th, 2018

World’s Strangest Parades:  https://www.oddee.com/

 

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Saturday, January 27th, 2018

Nude Lady Yogaga

Friday, January 26th, 2018

Lady Gaga Nude Yogaga (GOOGLE) https://www.google.com/

WATCH Video: https://www.youtube.com

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Snail Yoga is Slow

Friday, January 26th, 2018

Snail Yoga:  http://www.yinyoga.com/

 

So This Snail Goes Into A Bar …

Friday, January 26th, 2018

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SNAIL YOGA: SNAIL+YOGA

There’s nothing like a good snail joke or amusing gastropod anecdote to liven up even the dullest party. Here are two of my favorites:

• A snail and a turtle are crossing the road from opposite directions.  They crash.  The police come and interview the snail.  “What happened?” asks the officer.

“I don’t know,” says the snail. “It all happened so fast!”

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• A guy is home reading the paper and hears a knock on his door.  He opens the door only to find a little snail on his porch.  He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

A year later the guy is home reading his paper and there’s a loud knock.  He opens the door and there’s the snail again.  In an exasperated voice the snail says,

“WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!?”

Word Of The Day: Gastropod (GAS-tro-pod) noun. A class within the phylum Mollusca which includes snails, slugs, and (my personal favorites) the semi-slugs.

There’s never enough shell space for semi-slugs:  https://www.google.com/