Archive for January 30th, 2018

The Stock Answer

Tuesday, January 30th, 2018

President Asswipe’s State Of The Union Address?

Tuesday, January 30th, 2018

I’ll watch if Stormy’s there (and dances!)

January 30, 2018

Tuesday, January 30th, 2018

Americans are stupid, patriotic suckers.

The war in Afghanistan has lasted for 16-years, cost over $1-Trillion dollars, killed over 2,000 American soldiers and wounded 20,000-more. Yet the Taliban still controls more of the country than we do.  Pathetic President Asswipe is following the same course as Bush and Obama – except he wants to spend even more on it.

Most Americans would like us to leave. But really, who gives a shit what we think?

MILF: “Mom I’d Like To Fuck”

Tuesday, January 30th, 2018

Thinking For Dummies

Tuesday, January 30th, 2018

Thinking isn’t too hard once you get the hang of it.  The worst part about it is you can think too much and goof up your day.

Like PIN numbers.  Every time I use my ATM card, the machine asks for my pin number.  When I type in the four digits, it shows “XXXX” and then asks “Is this your pin number?”

Well of course XXXX isn’t my pin number but if I press “no” I’ve got to start all over again. And I must keep inserting my card until I answer “Yes”.  In other words, I’ve got to lie to the damn ATM  to get my own money on which I’ll be charged a hefty fee plus an additional fee by my bank because I didn’t use their inconvenient ATM.

Once I walked up to my bank’s ATM and inserted my card.  When it asked for my pin number,  I typed “XXXX”.  The friggin’ machine shot out my card so fast I thought it would hit the ground.

People are as boring with their pin numbers as they are in their lives.  A recent poll showed about 1/3 of all adults use: 1-2-3-4-5, or a-b-c-d-e  or some derivation of those.  I guess they think they can remember those but since they don’t have much else about which to think, they should make a little more effort not to be such dullards.

HOW TO THINK WELL:  https://www.google.com/

‘Take A Knee’ For Asswipe’s Speech Tonight!

Tuesday, January 30th, 2018

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