Archive for January 21st, 2018

“Negotiating With Trump Is Like …

Sunday, January 21st, 2018

… Negotiating With Jello.”

Senator Chuck Schumer

 

 

 

Have It Our Way, Oddballs

Sunday, January 21st, 2018

It could have been one of the greatest April Fool’s Day pranks in history.

In 1998 Burger King took out a full page ad in USA Today announcing a “Left-Handed Whopper” specially designed for left-handed Americans. The new burger included the same ingredients as the original Whopper but all the condiments were rotated 180-degrees to accommodate left-handers.

Lefties were delighted! Finally – the world was recognizing that not all people are right-handed and the other 11% of the population was getting some respect. Thousands of ‘right – as a second hand’ customers rushed into BK’s across the nation requesting the new sandwich.

But there was no new sandwich. Surprised at the overwhelmingly enthusiastic response, a sheepish Burger King was forced to issue a press release the next day admitting the whole thing was a hoax.

Left-handers were not amused. Now, instead of being ignored, the overly-sensitive paranoids thought they were being mocked and ridiculed by a national restaurant chain. Of course they were “right” – 90% of us know they’re genetic mutants, not ‘getting with the program’ for their entire lives.

http://www.bk.com/

‘My Blue Heaven’ (1990)

Sunday, January 21st, 2018

‘My Blue Heaven’  https://www.google.com/

I’ve Been A Hooker Here From The First Night

Sunday, January 21st, 2018

This motel is near Roswell, New Mexico – supposedly the site of a UFO spaceship crash in 1947.  I do see a strange figure at the base of the sign. Hmmm …

UFO MUSEUM:  http://www.roswellufomuseum.com/roswell.html

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