Archive for September, 2017

This PIG Dumps On The People Of Puerto Rico …

Saturday, September 30th, 2017

… as they face the worst crisis of their lives (from the luxury of ONE of his GOLF RESORTS.)

Saturday Funnies

Saturday, September 30th, 2017

4:38 PM – Another One Bites The Dust

Friday, September 29th, 2017

Tom Price joins the long list of President Asswipe’s personnel failures.  Bye, Tom.

Gone. Gone. Gone. Gone. Gone.

Gone.

Gone.

Gone.

Hanging on but humiliated.

Another Reason To Get Up Saturday

Friday, September 29th, 2017

SATURDAY FUNNIES TOMORROW

 

What a surprise ….

Friday, September 29th, 2017

READ MORE: https://www.nytimes.com/

September 29, 2017

Friday, September 29th, 2017

Trumpets:  let me explain President Asswipes “Middle Class Miracle” tax cut very simply. You WILL get a tax cut but it will be more than offset by the DEDUCTIONS you lose. The rich will have greater reductions in taxes because they have different types of deductions.

Coffee, Everyone?

Friday, September 29th, 2017

 

Wake Up, America! Free Coffee !!!!

Friday, September 29th, 2017

Free Coffee Deals: https://www.google.com/

Are You A Junkie?

Friday, September 29th, 2017

COFFEE

Are you reading this with a cup of coffee within easy reach?  JUNKIE!

What’s the first thing a diner waitress says when she sees you?

“Coffee? Right away!”

And you’d better get it ‘right away’, Sugar Lips, because you’ve got a caffeine junkie who is now hurtling through drug withdrawal and trying hard not to snatch up the butter knife and stab the annoying people seated next to him.  Withdrawal symptoms started about 26-hours after your last cup of the legal drug.

As soon as you score your fix, you tear up little packets of white powder plus containers of liquid poison, and quickly mix up the nearly boiling-brew – before pouring it over one of the most sensitive parts of your body. Ouch! It hurts so good – like the needle prick announcement of anticipated joy when a junkie pushes a needle into her vein.  Coffee is America’s Drug of Choice – BY FAR! 50-million caffeine addicts drink an average of 4-cups per day.

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I don’t drink coffee but I certainly don’t care what you do.

However, I would care very much if you’re one of those flaming, “respectable” hypocrites who thinks you’re better than the millions of Americans rotting in jail cells because they loved a drug which is different than yours. Your drug is legal and inexpensive. Their drugs are illegal – making them very expensive.

Still, probably we’re all just junkies in the grand scheme of the universe – and it doesn’t need you to judge what’s right or wrong.

Coffee Quotes:  www.google.com/

To Pee Or Not To Pee On Coffee Night

Friday, September 29th, 2017