Archive for August, 2016

But…But…Butt Chugging?!

Wednesday, August 31st, 2016

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Have you ever had an alcohol enema? I never even HEARD of an alcohol enema until a year or two ago when I read about a University of Tennessee fraternity which employed the practice – also called “butt chugging’ – as a drinking ritual.

It’s seems the boys insert “rubber tubing into their rectums as a conduit for alcohol greatly heightening its level and speed entering the bloodstream bypassing the liver.” They do this to each other.  Are Judy Garland songs playing in the background? Hmmmm.

Police were called when one of the guys was dumped at a hospital with a blood alcohol level over 0.4 percent, five times the legal limit for driving, and pretty close to “Game Over Player 1.”  The 20-year student was “extremely intoxicated and showed signs of physical and possible sexual assault,” the police report says. When they entered the fraternity, police found large amounts of alcohol, tubes, funnels – and frat guys passed out all over the place. Shocked University officials immediately closed the fraternity for an investigation.

I can’t imagine Tennessee is the only college in the country which plays anal drinking games. If I was a parent checking out schools for my kid, I’d make a special stop at the bookstore. If the shelves were stocked with huge collections of plastic tubes and funnels, I’d probably skip to the next college on the list.

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“The Father … Son … Err …”

Wednesday, August 31st, 2016

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The Sign of the Cross:  https://www.google.com/

‘Sully’ (2016)

Wednesday, August 31st, 2016

Sully: https://www.google.com/

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“Where Are Those Damn Tax Returns?”

Wednesday, August 31st, 2016

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Missing trump tax returns:  https://www.google.com/

What’s trump Hiding In His Taxes?

Heckling Shirley Temple

Tuesday, August 30th, 2016

I’ve been accused of being irreverent at times but I would NEVER-EVER make fun of Shirley Temple.

But some jerk in Pasadena, California did one day in 1989.  Pasadena is host to the annual Tournament of Roses Parade and that year the Grand Marshal was Ms. Temple.

As she was being driven in a large, rose-covered convertible, smiling and waving to the applauding crowds, her car passed a nitwit with a bullhorn.

“YOU’RE PRETTY HOT FOR AN OLD BROAD, SHIRLEY!” he electronically bellowed. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER?”

The crowd gasped.  Then, without missing a beat, Shirley Temple laughed, blew him a kiss and winked. The guy just about fainted.

Shirley Temple Black:  https://www.google.com/

Gene Wilder 1933 – 2016

Tuesday, August 30th, 2016

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Gene Wilder dies:  https://www.google.com/

YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN in 5-Minutes:

Designer Dirty Sneakers – $600.00

Tuesday, August 30th, 2016

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“Golden Goose is selling Distressed Superstar Sneakers, which are beat up and dirtied up, have frayed laces, and even duct tape on them. And if you want them, they’ll cost you $600 a pair at Barney’s.”  READ MORE: http://conwaymagic.com/

I hope they do better than Shackle Shoes

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The Magnificent Seven (1960)

Monday, August 29th, 2016

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The Magnificent Seven (2016)

Monday, August 29th, 2016

Magnificent Seven 2016 https://www.google.com/

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If You Think trumpets Are Pissed Now . . .

Monday, August 29th, 2016

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. . . Wait Until November 9th

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