Archive for September, 2014

A Colored Look At The Past

Tuesday, September 30th, 2014

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There are many photography purists who think it’s a sin to colorize old black and white photos.  I used to think so too – until I saw this exhibition on Distractify (a really cool website.)  Check it out and take a look around the place.  I think you’ll like it.

Colorized historical photos:  http://news.distractify.com/jake-heppner/

Katy Perry’s Cat Is Named ‘Kitty Purry’

Tuesday, September 30th, 2014

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Really.

What ever happened to Katy Perry? www.google.com/

Hypocrisy Scores Touchdown In NFL Game

Tuesday, September 30th, 2014

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In Monday night’s football game, Husain Abdullah intercepted a pass, ran 37-yards and scored the second touchdown of his career. He fell to his knees and touched his head to the ground in a traditional Muslim gesture of thanks to Allah. The yellow flag of ‘foul’ was immediately thrown and his team was penalized 15-yards. The charge? “Unsportsmanlike conduct/excessive celebration.”

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But wait – don’t players do this shit all the time?  Don’t they point to the sky giving God all the credit?  Make the sign of the cross?  Kiss their religious tattoos? Thank the sky? Isn’t Quarterback Ted Tebow KNOWN for dropping to his knees after a touchdown?

Of course – but there’s a big difference here: Abdullah is Muslim and America is Christian.

Horseshit!  America is not a Christian nation – it’s a nation of religious freedom.  If you allow Christian gestures in the post TD celebrations, you’ve got to allow ALL religious demonstrations. Personally, I’d prefer any of them to butt-bumping, chest-pounding, dancing, and diving into the fans dripping with machismo.  If I had the choice, I’d select a short, professional nod to the cheering crowd – AND THEN GET ON WITH THE DAMN GAME!

Is America a Christian nation?: www.google.com/

UPDATE: Tuesday the NFL apologized for the call.

‘Queen Of Outer Space’ (1958) Trailer

Monday, September 29th, 2014

Whine, Whine, Whine

Monday, September 29th, 2014

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Whining:  https://www.google.com/

Boilermaker: Beer And A Shot

Monday, September 29th, 2014

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Beer and a shothttps://www.google.com/

Today Is National Coffee Day

Monday, September 29th, 2014
 

Are you a junkie?

What’s the first thing a diner waitress says when she sees you?

“Coffee? Right away!”

And you’d better get it ‘right away’, Sugar Lips, because you’ve got a caffeine junkie who is now hurtling through drug withdrawal and trying hard not to snatch up the butter knife and stab the annoying people seated next to him.  Withdrawal symptoms started about 26-hours after your last cup of the legal drug.

As soon as you score your fix, you tear up little packets of white powder plus containers of liquid poison, and quickly mix up the nearly boiling-brew – before pouring it over one of the most sensitive parts of your body. Ouch! It hurts so good – like the needle prick announcement of anticipated joy when a junkie pushes a needle into her vein.  Coffee is America’s Drug of Choice – BY FAR! 50-million caffeine addicts drink an average of 4-cups per day.

I don’t drink coffee but I certainly don’t care what you do.

However, I would care very much if you’re one of those flaming, “respectable” hypocrites who thinks you’re better than the millions of Americans rotting in jail cells because they loved a drug which is different than yours. Your drug is legal and inexpensive. Their drugs are illegal – making them very expensive.

Still, probably we’re all just junkies in the grand scheme of the universe – and it doesn’t need you to judge what’s right or wrong.

Free coffee here.

I Went To School With This Girl

Sunday, September 28th, 2014
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Aphelia Bagadonutso

Sex Queenshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_(slang)

God’s Dating Service

Sunday, September 28th, 2014


Don’t You Know God Has A Soul Mate Picked Out For You?

We already know He has your home’s floor covered (so to speak.)  You can find it at Christian Flooring – “Our Values Are Just Your Style.” See “Is Jesus On Your Floor?” here.

But what about you?  Single, lonely, tired of guys who think you owe them a box lunch just because they took you out for dinner?  Do you feel your heart is broken and your liver isn’t far behind from too many singles bars?  Wouldn’t you like to find a man who speaks in tongues rather than the ones who just want to wrestle yours?

Isn’t it time you turned the other cheek towards a man who’ll meet you for Church Sunday morning – instead of crawling over the sleeping slob in boxer shorts whose name you can’t even remember?

This is the right place, Mary Magdalene! You can meet the man whom the REAL MAN upstairs – wants to be your man.

ACT NOW AND WE’LL INCLUDE SOME CHRISTIAN PICK UP LINES like:

• “Wasn’t I kneeling in front of you last Sunday?”

• “Is that a cross in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

• “I’ll bet you could turn my water into wine!”  and many, many more.

Find God’s Match for You Today!

I Can Make It! (Splat)

Sunday, September 28th, 2014

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Overestimating one’s abilities:  https://www.google.com/